dear little ghost buddy that may or may not be real i am sorry that i listen to all my music on my headphones so you cant hear it and jam with me
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
you know it still kinds hurts when somebody important to a fandom you’re not in dies
cause like, you know even though that person didn’t help you out you know that he helped other people
and knowing that there’s one less good person out there feels shitty as hell
We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.
And we could party together.